Awkwords From Lauren and Cara

Does your cat want a massage?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:29:25 -0400

Does your cat want a massage?

george michael and cara are wishing you an awkward thursday!

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:07:23 -0400

george michael and cara are wishing you an awkward thursday!

Dog poop picker upper.

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:57:55 -0400

There is nothing more awkward than having to pick up dog poop in front of other people.

Love,

Lauren Ashley

Uhm…you guys? Hello? This is really awkward. Can someone...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:36:26 -0400

Uhm…you guys? Hello? This is really awkward. Can someone help? I’m…stuck. Help?

Don't forget the Bluth Family

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:10:35 -0400

They’re awkward.

Dear Lauren, Liz Lemmon is one of my favorite characters. BUT...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:44:05 -0400

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Dear Lauren,

Liz Lemmon is one of my favorite characters. BUT I think that Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney and Jeff Daniels. I’ve attached a video for your viewing pleasure.

xoxo,
cara

Rest of the world- Who is your favorite awky?

My all time favorite awkward character is Liz...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:47:59 -0400

My all time favorite awkward character is Liz Lemon.

Love,

Lauren Ashley

p.s. Who is your favorite awkward character?

Hey guise

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:42:00 -0400

I didn’t fart in yoga class because I didn’t go to yoga class. On my way there, my leggings tore in the crotch and I didn’t want everyone to see my tightie whities. I also have to get a bikini wax. Awkward.

Like-like (not love, not like, but like-like),

Lauren Ashley

What makes this photo of me awkward? The glove is bigger than my...

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:00:00 -0400

What makes this photo of me awkward?

The glove is bigger than my head and torso.

If you knew my personality, this would speak for itself, but if you don’t- I am lazy, unathletic and hate exercise, yet this is one out of the 10 years I played softball.

Are those hammer pants?

cara and alissa in the 6th grade at the mall. butterfly clips...

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:07:30 -0400

cara and alissa in the 6th grade at the mall. butterfly clips were big that year.

Dear Lauren

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:55:22 -0400

Sorry I didn’t write back last night. I was gassy and needed to go to bed immediately. I think you’re right. my chi chi’s always enter a room before either of us do, but your hair is amazing. Your hair smells like the joyous tears of children. But yeah, your name goes first cause you have better hair. I hope you didn’t fart in yoga class.

xoxoxo

cara

I'm going to take yoga tonight.

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:51:47 -0400

I hope I don’t fart in class.

Awkward Ninjarrific Lauren Ashley in the middle, being awkward.

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:43:00 -0400

Awkward Ninjarrific Lauren Ashley in the middle, being awkward.

Awkward Lauren Ashley sighting on the left.

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:39:11 -0400

Awkward Lauren Ashley sighting on the left.

But Cara is Awkword,

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:08:00 -0400

Isn’t it true that if we both walked into the room at the same time, you would enter first because your boobs are much, much, much larger than mine? Therefore, your name should be first.

Akwardly awaiting your wordy response,

Lauren Ashley

Hey Lauren is Awkword,

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:37:00 -0400

Hi babykins. Sorry I sneezed on you today, I didn’t mean to. Well your name comes first because you were born before me. I’m not calling you old or anything, but you know… I just don’t wanna be ageist. I see your awkwardly and raise you a tenderly awkward handshake,

cara

Hey Cara is Awkword,

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:31:20 -0400

What’s the (awk)word, girl? How come my name gets to come first? After all, your name comes first in the alphabet.

Love awkwardly,

Lauren Ashley