October 2009
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Dog poop picker upper.
There is nothing more awkward than having to pick up dog poop in front of other people.
Love,
Lauren Ashley
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Don't forget the Bluth Family
They’re awkward.
WatchDear Lauren,
Liz Lemmon is one of my favorite characters. BUT I think that Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney and Jeff Daniels. I’ve attached a video for your viewing pleasure.
xoxo,
cara
Rest of the world- Who is your favorite awky?
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Hey guise
I didn’t fart in yoga class because I didn’t go to yoga class. On my way there, my leggings tore in the crotch and I didn’t want everyone to see my tightie whities. I also have to get a bikini wax. Awkward.
Like-like (not love, not like, but like-like),
Lauren Ashley
Dear Lauren
Sorry I didn’t write back last night. I was gassy and needed to go to bed immediately. I think you’re right. my chi chi’s always enter a room before either of us do, but your hair is amazing. Your hair smells like the joyous tears of children. But yeah, your name goes first cause you have better hair. I hope you didn’t fart in yoga class.
xoxoxo
cara
September 2009
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I'm going to take yoga tonight.
I hope I don’t fart in class.
But Cara is Awkword,
Isn’t it true that if we both walked into the room at the same time, you would enter first because your boobs are much, much, much larger than mine? Therefore, your name should be first.
Akwardly awaiting your wordy response,
Lauren Ashley
Hey Lauren is Awkword,
Hi babykins. Sorry I sneezed on you today, I didn’t mean to. Well your name comes first because you were born before me. I’m not calling you old or anything, but you know… I just don’t wanna be ageist. I see your awkwardly and raise you a tenderly awkward handshake,
cara
Hey Cara is Awkword,
What’s the (awk)word, girl? How come my name gets to come first? After all, your name comes first in the alphabet.
Love awkwardly,
Lauren Ashley